Here's a little secret. Teachers love comparing interesting gifts given to them at Christmas by students. Usually Mike and I wrap our interesting gifts and place them under the tree for my dad. (He started it many years ago.) This year, Mike received our favorite gift ever. A student gave him an Old Spice gift set. We chuckled at this fact alone until I really started to read the box. These are direct quotes from the box given to my husband by a second grade student.
After Hours Gift Set: Designed to make sure you don't come home alone.
Tips from the Old Spice Man of Experience
Old Spice After Hours is a powerful attractant, designed to give you an advantage in After Hours situations. To increase your chances with the ladies even further, try these time-proven tips:
*Flex your intellectual rather than your physical muscles in her presence.
*Approach with confidence and a smile.
*Listen to what she has to say. (I gave him a look and a nod with this one.)
*Make eye contact.
And my personal favorite:
*Put clean sheets on the bed before you go out.
Mike said he's going to wear the cologne to school tomorrow and see what happens. Knock yourselves out, ladies. He's taken.
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This is HILARIOUS!
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